Waffle topped with Strawberries & Whipped Cream
forcing-laughter-faking-smile:
he meows so hard he falls over :o
omg i want them all.
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anus:
im not your average girl
yet another unrealistic standard for women
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remember when staying up late was actually exciting
now its just life
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your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
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THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
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actually i think the biggest plot twist in one direction is this
to this
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I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
wait
what
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